Friday, February 25, 2011

PIZZA PLANET

1. I was born on Pizza Planet
A pizza with everything upon it
I breathe tomatoe sauce for air
There's nothing else to breathe down there

2. Pepperoni clouds roll by
Through the mozzarella sky
And I know the world is flat
Pizza school taught us that

3. The atmosphere is kinda' greasy
But life down here is so dang easy
Just sit around all through the day
And sleep all night, it's the only way

4. Even though the ground is bread
It's where you're buried when you're dead
And we don't mind here that the land's unleavened
'Cuz when we die we go to Pizza Heaven

~July 24,1988

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